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Laughter is the Best Medicine


HEARD IN DOCTOR'S LOUNGE


A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing isn’t as good as it used to be. What should I do?”
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The doctor replies, “Try this test to find out for sure.

When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her & ask her a question, if she doesn’t respond keep moving asking the question until she hears you.”

The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, “What’s for dinner, honey?” He gets no response, so he moves to ten feets behind her and asks again. Still no response, so he moves to five feet, still no answer. Finally he stands directly behind her and says, “Honey, what’s for dinner?” she replies, “For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!”


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